Types Of Husbands (Which One Is Yours?)

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You will often find a woman speaking tirelessly about her husband. While there are a few who enjoy boasting about their significant other’s tremendous qualities, others derive pleasure from pointing out their partner’s drawbacks. Truth be told, it is fun to sit down and tune into these conversations.

Every man has his own set of quirks, which makes him stand out. And, we looked out for all these unique traits in the regular “husband” gossip sessions. We reached a conclusion that all husbands can be classified into different types, more or less. Of course, this entire categorization is just to entertain you all and is meant to be taken lightly. So, read on and decide which one is yours:

1. Less Of A Husband, More Of A Baby

许多人坚信“永远的概念growing up” or “keeping the child in them alive”. The product of this belief is a typical “man-child”. Every decision – from selecting their clothes on a daily basis to their life’s most important decisions – is made only after a stamp of approval from the “Home Minister”. While a few men cherish the pampering and adulation this trait brings, others do it out of compulsion!

2. Work Is His First Valentine

You will find every second woman complaining about this very thing; she will even joke about how he should have married his work instead. A lot of men out there end up prioritizing their professional commitments over the women in their lives. It is almost as if they are a guest in their own home, leaving early morning only to come back way too late in the night!

3. The Sloth

Yes, we are talking about that extremely slow-moving laid back animal from the movie “Zootopia”! Does your husband’s stubborn laziness to do things at his own pace drive you crazy at times? To make things worse, he might end up increasing your workload too. Tell them to run the house for a day, and you will probably have to spend the next few weeks cleaning up the mess he has made! You might taunt him and reprimand him for his clumsy behavior, and he might even promise to make a change in his life. But, his consequent actions don’t really reassure you that the change is happening any time soon!

4. All About Sports

For some men, sports is like oxygen. They just can’t imagine their life without it. Be it tennis, football, or cricket, you will find him going lengths to keep his passion alive. He might forget your anniversary, but an important football match in the middle of the night does not even need a reminder! Even if that means staying awake the entire night!

5. The Recluse

If your partner finds opportunities to avoid social outings, he might be a social recluse. While you look forward to the next party or get together, he despises socializing and is already thinking of an excuse to give it a miss. Even if he ends up attending a function under immense peer pressure or due to a social obligation, you will find him sitting in one corner, far away from all the noise.

6. The Food Magician

While most men look for a woman who knows how to cook, he is in search of someone who can eat. All the time. A woman feels immensely proud if her husband is a magician in the kitchen. Be it an exotic cuisine dish or his signature dish, he will never fail to surprise you! No fight can last for more than an hour since all he has to do is cast a wand with his magical hands!

7. The Rib-Tickler

有few who can be just too witty. Being in their company means laughing all day. With him around, you probably won’t mind giving those stand-up comedy shows a miss. You get to see the most adorable guy performing ridiculously funny antics, that too in the comfort of your home. Isn’t it what you wanted all along?

Real life is not like movies. And, in reality, the prince charming seldom exists! Imperfections do exist, but in between all these flaws, you’ll still manage to find the man of your dreams. The one who annoys you, fights with you, pampers you, and leaves no opportunity to make you smile! So, even these amazingly imperfect partners can make your life truly perfect!