13+ Romantic And Funny Love Poems For Him/Her

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Being humorous adds to the fun element of a relationship. Most of us love it when our partners spontaneously break into funny love poems or jokes and have a witty, lighthearted approach to life. You may display your whimsical and comical side by sharing funny phrases and poetry with your loved ones to have bouts of laughter and fun together.

For those looking for fun love poem ideas, this post will help you discover some funny love poems for your significant other. So pick your choice and share it with your partner to spread smiles and cheers in the relationship.

Funny Love Poems For Him

Love can be expressed in many ways. Whether it is through words or actions, it is essential to keep up thespark in the relationship. Show your funny side to the special guy in your life with any of these poems for him.

1. Handsome Man

My handsome and wonderful man, I love you,
I feel like my life is so fresh and so new.
Thank youfor all that you do for me,
It’s because of you that I feel so very free.
You truly are the best man in town,
Now do me a favor and put the seat down!

— Unknown

2. Funny Love Poem

I tried to write funny love poems for you,
I attempted as well some cute and silly ones too.
But it seems I haven’t yet learned how to rhyme,
So, I beg of you, honey, please give me some time.
One of these days, I will figure it out,
Until then, I hope that you will not pout.
Trust me, my man, you really do inspire me,
I’m just not good with words, as you can plainly see.
It’s not that easy to come up with love poems, you know,
So, for now, I’ll just find another way for my love to show.

— Unknown

3. Roses Are Red

Roses are red
Violets are blue
He’s in lovewith me,
And not exactly for you.
And if you take my place,
I’ll take my plate and smash your face.

— Unknown

4. I Know You Got a Thing For Me

I know you got a thing for me,
But there’s a few things I first must say.
If you really are interested in me,
Then you must know these things today.

I’m not the perfect girl,
I will annoy and anger you,
I’ll nitpick and complain,
Until my face turns blue.

I may yell and shout a lot,
And I’ll carry on for a while.
I’ll tell you to shut up sometimes,
And to wipe away that smile.

I may whine and kick and scream,
If I don’t get my way.
And remind you that you’re useless,
And even ask you if you’re gay.

I’ll tell you not to hang out withfriends,
And forbid you from staying out late.
You’ll never get to hold the remote,
And I’ll do all sorts of things you hate.

Don’t forget you’ll have to go shopping,
And wait for me for hours,
I’ll make you do the laundry,
And require you to buy me flowers.
But don’t you worry, don’t you fear,
You already know I’m a catch by now,
I just wanted to remind you, honey,
I’ll put up with you somehow.

— Unknown

5. You’re My Love

You’re my love and angel,
You’re my sugar and honey,
You’re my jewel and treasure,
I’m broke and in need money.

— Unknown

6. My Eyes

My eyes are full of tears
That they can see no more
I wish you were here
To chop these onions for me.

— Unknown

7. Sweet Misery

When I fell in love with you,
it made a wreck of me.
I feel so dazed and dizzy
that it’s hard for me to see.
I get too hot and sweat a lot.
我几乎不吃一口。
My pulse beats like a kettle drum
and keeps me up at night.
My stomach hurts, and I go down
as if I’ve got the bends.
Love’s causing me sweet misery–
I hope it never ends!

— Susanna Rose

8. Proper Treatment

I thought love had it in for me,
it didn’t treat me nice.
It kicked my butt and ran me down
and crushed me in its vice.
Love would do me in, I knew.
What saved me from that fate?
You came into my life, of course,
and now love treats me great!

— Susanna Rose

Funny Love Poems For Her

If your girl is angry or upset with you, or you simply want to express your ardent love for thespecial girl in your lifeand bring a smile to her face, read these entertaining poems.

9. Honey, if you’ll please recall

Honey, if you’ll please recall,
The day we met, I was not smooth at all,
So please give me another chance right now,
To hit on you again and make you say wow!

I need a map because I’m lost in your eyes,
I must have won a contest, and you must be my prize!
Can I take a picture of you to show Santa what I want?
You look so delicious you must own a restaurant!

Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes,
I’ve gotta ask if you want some fries with those shakes.
Roses are red, and violets are blue,
Be my Cinderella, because the shoe fits you.

I must be dead, cuz I see an angel right now,
You’re so gorgeous you should take a bow.
Oops, I lost my phone number, could I have yours?
So you’re the reason for all of those wars!

Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
Would you like to be a queen, so I can be your king?
I was taught to pursue my dreams, so I’m gonna chase you, okay?
Your feet must hurt from running around in my mind all day.

I’m sorry I forgot all these pick-up lines when we first met,
But if you’ll recall, that’s cuz of all my drool and sweat!

— Unknown

10. The time has come to pop the question

The time has come to pop the question,
Will you spend your life me?
And before you answer, I want you to know,
A “yes” comes with a shopping spree!

— Unknown

11. Your Love Is So Crisp

Your love is so crisp
As wafer in the pack
You know your love is
My favourite snack
Oh, Please I was just kidding
Now, you don’t need to smack.
Lol.. Love you so much.

— Unknown

12. If You Feel Cold

If you feel cold
I can warm you up
If you are sad
I cancheer you up
If you are hungry
We can share an egg cup
But if you need money
Sorry, I have to shut up.

— Unknown

13. Whenever I See

Whenever I see your eyes
There is something that I feel
You look so sleepy
As a bear after a meal.

— Unknown

14. I Can Rise And Shine

I can rise and shine, but not at the same time,
You’ll have to pick one, or you’ll miss all the fun.
It’s the wrong side of the bed or the pounding in my head,
It must be all that beer, but there’s nothing to fear.
For despite my bad smell, I plead you not to yell,
And though I am lazy, please don’t get all crazy.
After all, I’m a man; I’m a male, just a guy,
And you knew what you were getting into when you gave us a try!

— Unknown

15. Did You Notice

Did you notice I remembered to put the seat down?
And that I washed all the dishes last night?
Were you aware of how attentive I was,
When you came home in such a fright?
You may have noticed; I’m doing so well,
Listening to all the things you request.
I’m adapting myself and becoming a better man,
I even massage you when you are stressed.
Remember the day I took the trash out,
And wiped down the counter so well?
If you’ll recall I made breakfast in bed,
I’m trying so hard, can’t you tell?
And just in case you hadn’t noticed,
This poem is especially for you.
And if you don’t like it, my darling angel,
Well, sorry, there’s just nothing I can do.

— Unknown