125 Cute And Funny Quotes About Twins

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The birth of twins feels like a miracle. Reading some wise quotes about twins can give you an idea of the deep connection and unity. Scientists have shown keen interest in discovering interesting facts about twinship and their mystical connection. Earlier, great philosophers, writers, and even artists expressed their interest in understanding and acknowledging twins’ beauty. Also, it is fascinating to learn about the unique qualities and reflection that twins share. For example, some believe that the duo can even communicate telepathically. To keep your spirits high, we have put together a collection of exclusive quotes about twins to celebrate this beautiful, precious, and magical bond that is inseparable.

Quotes About Twins

1. “So we grew together, Like to a double cherry, seeming parted, But yet a union in partition, Two lovely berries moulded in one stem.”—William Shakespeare
   

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2. “Being a twin is like being born with abest friend.”—Tricia Marrapodi

3. “I’m a twin, I’m a Cancer; I’m always taking care of other people. I’ve always been the fixer in the family, the responsible one.”吉赛尔•邦辰

4. “It’s double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you’re blessed with twins.”—Anonymous

5. “Twins need to know that they can be alone without their twin.”―Joan A. Friedman

6. “Mum used to say we were the same soul split in two and walking around on four legs. It seems unnatural being born together and then dying apart.”—Melodie Ramone

7. “Sometimes miracles come in pairs.”—Richard Branson

8. “There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.”—Josh Billings

9. “I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.”—Jerry Smith

10. “Identical twins are endemically alike in many ways.”—Edward Norton

11. “Then she pointed her spoon at Tumble and Blue. “I’m in if Ida’s in,” she said. “But if my gerbils get hurt, I’ll make sure every animal in the Okefenokee knows I don’tlike you.”―Cassie Beasley

12. “You” or “Your” never meant one of us. When we replied to a question, no one cared which of us had spoken; an answer from one was an answer for The Twins.” ―Abraham Verghese

13. “You know you’re a mom of multiples when you see people with one baby having a hard time and think, ‘One baby? I laugh at your one baby!’”—Anonymous

14. “That awkward twin moment when you see a picture of your twin and are convinced it’s you until you realize it isn’t.”—Anonymous

15. “I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I look like without plastic surgery.”—Joan Rivers

16. “A twin knows exactly when the other one is spitting up, but that’s all they know about anything.”—Mary-Kate Olsen

17. “With twins, reading aloud to them was the only chance I could get to sit down. I read them picture books until they were reading on their own.”—Beverly Cleary

18. “I guess because twins have this mystique, and triplets — I think the normal sibling connection potentially can be very powerful, and there’s this idea that it’s even more powerful. It really is, not just someone like me, but another version of me.”—Curtis Sittenfeld

19. “Are they twins?” “No, I found the extra kid in the parking lot and thought, ‘Why not?’” —Anonymous

20. “很多好东西都是成对的,像耳朵,socks and panda bears. But, best of all are the set of twins, with extra laughter, double grins.”—Anonymous

21. “Just because two people look the same, doesn’t mean they have the same dreams.”—Anonymous

22. “Not even identical twins can have the exact same experiences, and their brains are not wired the same way.”—John Medina

23. “Twin problem: when you get the same gifts in different colors.”—Anonymous

24. “You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore but let there be spaces in your togetherness. And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.”—Kahlil Gibran

25. “For one of us was born a twin and not a soul knew which.”—H.S. Leigh

26. “I’ve been competitive since day one. Even in little things as a child, like having a twin and a direct competitor for who makes better cookies.”—Gracie Gold

27. “An ill-natured woman will not give birth to twins; only good-natured people give birth to twins. (Only good people are fortunate enough to have twins.)”—Yoruba Proverb

28. “Twins are more than just friends. They are more like a very small gang.”—Anonymous

29. “When you have twin four-year-olds, you are able to dance like a fool, often. And I do.”—Neil Patrick Harris

30. “That awkward moment when twins are fighting, and one calls the other one ugly.”—Anonymous

31. “When twins are separated, their spirits steal away to find the other.”—Jandy Nelson

32. “Constant togetherness is fine – but only for Siamese twins.”—Victoria Billings

33. “You can’t live like a monk if you have two five-year-old twins. That ain’t happening. Just the opposite, actually.”—Scott Ellis

34. “For All Twins,“May you hug, smile, and laugh throughout your life with your best friend,” ―Linda Herron

35. “True twins share womb chemistry and endure many fateful slings and arrows together. The fabled connection between twins is true in my case.”—Gregory Benford

36. “Conjoined twins simply may not need sex-romance partners as much as the rest of us do. Throughout time and space, they have described their condition as something like being attached to asoul mate.”—Alice Dreger

37. “A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins.”—Anonymous

38. “It would be both an identical work of art only by virtue of its difference. The same but different, he suggested, like twins.”―Johnny Rich

39. “Are identical twins defined by the other or defined by the desire not to be defined by the other?”—Khang Kijarro Nguyen

40. “In this life we will never truly be apart, for we grew to the same beat of our mother’s heart.”—Daphne Fandrich

41. “There is a special bond between twin soul mates –unconditional love, respect for each other, bringing out the best in each other, and highly compatible.”—Julien Offray de La Mettrie

42. “If I ever had twins, I’d use one for parts.”—Steven Wright

43. “In the beginning, we didn’t have a clue. There’s certainly nothing that prepares you for twins.”—Christine Mazier

44. “The only things [my twins] have shared so far are my uterus and their birthday.”—Anonymous

45. “All the work on heritability was never based on looking at genes; it was based on the similarity between identical twins or between parents and children. Now that geneticists can look at genes, they can’t find genes that account for more than 10 percent of the variation in any human trait.”—Jerome Kaga

46. “I’ve always been fascinated by twins. In my forty years of photographing, whenever there was an opportunity, I would take a picture of twins. I found the notion that two people could appear to look exactly alike very compelling.”—Mary Ellen Mark

47. “Twins have so much energy, because they siphon it out of their parents.”—Anonymous

48. “At times like this, Eryn didn’t feel like they were just twins. They were teammates. They were partners. They were two halves of the same brain.”―Margaret Peterson Haddix

49. “Our instructors do not understand how it is. To be bound to someone in such a way. They are too old, too out of touch with their emotions. They no longer remember what it is to live and breathe within the world. They think it simple to pit any two people against each other. It is never simple. The other person becomes how you define your life, how you define yourself. They become as necessary as breathing. Then they expect the victor to continue on without that. It would be like pulling the Murray twins apart and expecting them to be the same. They would be whole but not complete.”—Erin Morgenstern

50. “Even identical twins have their own differences.”―Mokokoma Mokhonoana

51. “When you gaze upon the lovely sight. Of twins, arm in arm, asleep at night. Think not that the house has been doubly messed. But that you, as parents, have been doubly blessed.”—Jon Bratton

52. “Twins by chance, friends by choice.”—Anonymous

53. “I know what happened. I used my inTWINition” ―Michael Houbrick

54. “My strength and my weakness are twins in the same womb.”—Marge Piercy
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55. “I can’t tell you how terribly glad I am that you’re going to be all right, George said, rather thickly. I…I wouldn’t know how to act without a twin.”― Sarah Brazytis

56. “They’re twins? Really? They look so . . . different.’ Okay, this one I get all the time because my twins are very different in height and weight so, fine, maybe I’m being oversensitive here, but how do you expect a person to respond? ‘Oh, shit. You know what? I may have walked out of the hospital with an extra baby! Not again!’ If you don’t want a sarcastic response, just take our word for it and don’t mention it.”—Stefanie Wilder-Taylor

57. “You know, identical twins are never really identical. There is always one that is prettier, and the other one does all the work.”—Hedra Carlson

58. “Parents of twins, triplets, and anything higher than three kids at once are amazing people who have been blessed not just with multiple children but a massive chunk of patience.”—Chris Illuminati

59. “Look at identical twins. When you get closer, you start to see the small differences. It all depends on how much you magnify it.”—Brian Swanson

60. “It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.”—Chinese Proverb

61. “After raising twins, you get organized.”—Scott Ellis

62. “I make humans two at a time. What’s your superpower?”—Anonymous

63. “Twins have a special bond. They feel safer with each other than with their peers.”—Jeanne Phillips

64. “We’re twins, and so we love each other more than other people.”—Louisa May Alcott

65. “如果你有双胞胎,你在前线。你know those mornings when you’re grumpy because your baby was up half the night? Well, twin dads were up half the night with one kid and then the other half with the other.”—Nick Harper

66. “You don’t scare me. I have twins.”—Anonymous

67. “My twin, Go. I’ve said this phrase so many times, it has become a reassuring mantra instead of actual words: Mytwingo. We were born in the ’70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves. We even have a dash of twin telepathy. Go is truly the one person in the entire world I am totally myself with. I don’t feel the need to explain my actions to her. I don’t clarify, I don’t doubt, I don’t worry. I don’t tell her everything, not anymore, but I tell her more than anyone else, by far. I tell her as much as I can. We spent nine months back to back, covering each other. It became a lifelong habit. It never mattered to me that she was a girl, strange for a deeply self-conscious kid. What can I say? She was always just cool.”—Gillian Flynn

68. “Twins are something that everyone wants to have until the realization sets in that two newborn babies at one time are about to happen.”—Chris Illuminati

69. “Life is so much better when you have twins to share the ride.”—Anonymous

70. “I believe the only people who truly experience and test the application of equality are twins.”—Janis Joplin

71. “A sense of individual identity is one of the greatest gifts that parents can give a child. If that gift is not given, children will have to fight for their identities instead. When twins have to fight each other for it, they could, indeed, grow up to be ‘identical strangers.’”—Fred Rogers

72. “I love to be with my twins. They are my true joy in life.”—Nancy Grace

73. “There’s two to wash, two to dry; There’s two who argue, two who cry; There’s two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there’s two to love!”—Jerry Smith

74. “You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.”—Robert Breault

74. “Everyone loves twins.”—Cole Sprouse

76. “I always wondered what it must be like to lose a twin—if somehow Mary felt it like it was happening to her. If she felt physical pain.”—Francesca Lia Block

77. “I had twins, so it was really uncomfortable [to sleep], because you lay on one side, and there’s a baby, and you lay on the other side and there’s a baby. So I had a really hard time with it.”—Jennifer Lopez

78. “What can I tell you about the alchemy of twins? Twins are two bodies that dance to each other’s joy. Two minds that drown in each other’s despair. Two spirits that fly with each other’s love. Twins are two separate beings conjoined at the heart!”—Kamand Kojouri

79. “A man says to his mate: “My wife is a twin.” His mate says, “How do you tell them apart?” The man says: “Her brother has a beard.””—Frank Carson

80. “I would love to have twins — a girl and a boy — but who knows if that would happen. It would be my ideal situation. Wham, bam, be done with it.”—Joanna Krupa

81. “The special relationship between twins is that, if there’s anyone else in the world that’s going to get or be the confidant that you need, it’s an identical twin.”—Sam Underwood

82. “Identical twins who have the exact same genes, one may die early of a heart attack and the other may live a long, healthy life – depending on their lifestyle and what they eat.”—Michael Greger

83. “All the weird, crazy things people say, like twins can read each other minds, they can feel each other’s feelings, it’s all true. We can have complete conversations with our eyes.”—Brie Bella

84. “I’m only two hours thrity-seven minutes and thirteen seconds younger than Jude, but she always makes me feel like I’m her little brother.” ―Jandy Nelson

85. “Can it be, that the Greek grammarians invented their dual number for the particular benefit of twins?”—Herman Melville

86. “I would love to have twins. I think there’s something nice about having two babies, and they’re there for each other their whole entire life.”—Melanie Brown

87. “We made a wish and two came true.”—Anonymous

88. “Wanting to ask: what’s it like to not be a twin?”—Anonymous

89. “Twins are so practical. It’s always nice to have a spare.”—Billie Burke

90. “Being a twin is not always easy. Why is everyone so blind? I may look like my brother, but I am one of a kind.”—Anonymous

91. “Twins: two unique souls united by birth.”—Anonymous

92. “When you find a picture from when you were younger and can’t tell who it is.”—Anonymous

93. “孪生问题——当人们想测试您的心理ic powers.”—Anonymous

94. “I’m an only child. My mum and dad are six in each family. They’re both twins, and they only wanted one. I always say to them though that they’re lucky – it could have all gone wrong.”—Luke Evans

95. “Twins – will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank account smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten and the future worth living for.”—Anonymous

96. “Twins are a high-risk pregnancy, by definition. The quieter I am, the longer I can keep them growing.”—Jane Pauley

97. “Some twins feel like they need to compare themselves to each other, but we’re not that way. That’s because of my parents, though, and having six kids in the family.” —Ashley Olsen

98. “Anybody who objects to cloning on principle has to answer to all the identical twins in the world who might be insulted by the thought that there is something offensive about their very existence. Clones are simply identical twins.”—Richard Dawkins

99. “有一个非常特殊的,独特的品牌竞争that exists between twins. You’re always wondering who the Alpha twin is.”—Alex Hirsch

100. “Things every person should have: • A nemesis. • An evil twin. • A secret headquarters. • An escape hatch. • A partner in crime. • A secret identity.”—Wil Wheaton

101. “I turn around, remembering again that we got made together, cell for cell. We were keeping each other company when we didn’t have any eyes or hands. Before our soul even got delivered.”—Jandy Nelson

102. “Being a mother of twins is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you never knew existed.”—Linda Wooten

103. “God creates twins when he makes a face He really likes.”—Anonymous

104. “Not double trouble, but twice blessed.”—Anonymous

105. “Identical twins do not possess identical souls.”—Khang Kijarro Nguyen

106. “When you are the younger twin and older twin acts like there is a whole generation between you.”—Anonymous

Quotes About Twin Sisters

107. “My sisterand I, you will recollect, were twins, and you know how subtle are the links which bind two souls which are so closely allied.”—Arthur Conan Doyle
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108. “If you are a twin, you watch yourself live two lives–yours and hers. It’s constant comparison. I am never as good as the bad I wanted her to be. I was the only soldier I needed. We couldn’t have known what splitting would mean. Time speeds past fast, scattering like shrapnel, and is quiet as cobwebs. We wait for the ambush. Sister will find out first; she’ll be my living memory. She will be the body left standing.”―Christa Parravani

109. “They’re not just sisters and twins. They’re best friends, and they care genuinely about each other.”—Chelsi Welch

110. “Being a twin, and being my sister’s twin, is such a defining part of my life that I wouldn’t know how to be who I am, including a writer, without that being somehow at the center.”—Taiye Selasi

111. “It’s a twin type of telepathy. My sister and I, we share the same DNA, so on paper, we’re the same person. I knew she was pregnant, like, right away – it’s so crazy – but I asked her, and she said yes.”—Tia Mowry

112. “A twin sister is like a good bra: supportive, comfortable, there to lift you up, and always close to your heart.”—Anonymous

113. “My twin sister, my cousin, and I used to write and perform plays for my family. We raided the closets for costumes and fought over parts. I’m sure I was the bossiest one.”—Connie Britton

114. “Hello, my name is Albany, and I have a telepathic connection with my twin sister, along with the ability to read minds.”—C.B. Cook

115. “My twin sister never forgets mybirthday!”—Anonymous

Quotes About Twin Brothers

116. “Being a twin, and knowing if my twin was gone or lost – that’s a part of me. There’s no way I could be the same person knowing my brother had passed away.”—Scott Ellis

117. “Without identical twins, you’ll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he thought he saw his brother.”射线Romano
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118. “Competition for twin brothers seems confusing. You’re beating up this person who looks exactly like you. Where’s the pleasure in that? It’s like beating yourself up. I’d feel guilty. For both of us. If I was a twin I’d say, ‘I’ll put myself in a headlock and you twist your arm behind your back. We’ll both give up at the same time okay? No winners, no losers.’”—Scott Badler

119. “We came into the world like brother and brother; And now let’s go hand in hand, not one before another.”—William Shakespeare

120. “Identical twins. I’m glad they’re identical ’cause you save money on photographs. That’s what I like. Yeah. Here’s my little boy. I got another one just like it.”射线Romano

121. “A lot of people say, ‘Wow, you’re a single father of twin boys, that’s crazy!’ Two toddlers can get hectic, but I wouldn’t change it for anything. Every day they teach me different things. The love is there. When you have a two-year-old saying every other hour, ‘Papi, te amo. Papi, I love you,’ it can’t get better.”—Ricky Martin

122. “A noble pair of brothers, twins, in truth.”—Horatius

123. “And then there are twin brothers which doesn’t sound all that fun to me unless you’re the type that like matchy outfits and I think that joke of pretending you’re the other one gets old pretty quick.”—Scott Badler

124. “Methinks you are my glass, and not my brother: / I see by you I am a sweet-faced youth.”—William Shakespeare

125. “There was nobody in the family who had ever done anything like that before.My brothers– I had two brothers. They were twins. They both became architects. They were both six years older.”—Maggie Smith

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