121 Funny And Cute Flirting Quotes For Him

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The most exciting time in a relationship is when it first begins. It’s all about chasing, flirting, and ultimately winning your partner’s heart. After a few years, however, complacency sets in, and you may neglect the enjoyable aspects. If you can relate, then this post on flirting quotes for him can help you break the monotony.

Flirting back, teasing, or engaging in flirty banter with your darling is one of the simplest techniques you can try. It not only makes your lover feel special and attractive, but it also breaks the routine of your relationship. When your partner consistently makes efforts to keep you happy, you need to step up your game and keep the flame alive in your relationship. If you’re unsure where to begin, we’ve compiled a list of fun and light-hearted flirting statements for him. Choose the goofy ones and send him a sassy note right away.

121 Ultimate Flirting Quotes For Him

Flirting is the best way to set the mood and make your beloved joyful. Read for humorous flirting quotes to make him fall for you all over again.

1. Hey, boy, are you a camera? I smile every time I look at you.
2. I crave you more than I crave chocolate.
3. You always look so tempting. Can I have you for dinner tonight?
4. Hey, can you please send me your picture? I want to send Santa my wish list for Christmas.
5. Seeing you is like having a cup of coffee. You are rejuvenating!
6. I want to Netflix and chill with you. Are you in?
7. Your smile is like the red traffic light. It makes my heart stop.
8. Your every touch sets my body on fire and sends my mind into a frenzy.
9. Hey, doyou miss me? A) Yes B) Most definitely
10. I am in the mood for a hot bubble bath. Want to join me later?
11. It’s sad you’re having a bad day. Meet me, and I will make sure you have agood night.
12. If your heart were a jail, I would love to serve a life sentence.
13. Every time I watch a romcom, I always imagine you and me in the lead role.
14. If I ever publish my feelings for you, it will become a bestselling romance novel.
15. Hey boy, that shirt looks good on you, but you look the best when you are without it.
16. Why are you so hot? I can’t focus on anything except you.
17. I am calling the police. I am filing a complaint against you for stealing my heart.

18. Hey boy, are you a magician? Because with you, the world disappears.
19. They say Paris is the city of love. Clearly, they have never stayed in your heart.
20. Can you guess what I am wearing? The beautiful smile you gave me.
21. I have no sense of direction, but I never forget the route to your heart.

22. Boy, you are all fine, and I am so glad you are mine!
23. Are you a superhero? You make all my worries vanish and keep me safe.
24. My soul craves the sound of your sexy voice. Can you whisper to me?
25. I wish I were your mirror. Then I would get to see you every morning.
26. I had a sexy dream last night. You were in the leading role.
27. I can resist chocolate, but I can’t resist that sexy smile of yours.
28. It’s chilly tonight. I can’t wait to be cocooned in the warmth of your sexy body!
29. I didn’t know what my dream guy should be like until I met you.
30. If being sexy was a crime, you would be in jail.
31. You are like pure whiskey, strong and intoxicating.
32. Do you know what I look best in? Your strong arms!
33. I thought Chris Hemsworth is the sexiest man alive until I met you.
34. It is said that kissing is the language of love. Let’s speak the language tonight.
35. 你是胶水吗?我的眼睛困在你!
36. Can you call the doctor? I lose my breath every time you look at me.
37. Let’splay a game. If I win, you will kiss me; if you win, I will kiss you.
38. Good guys are difficult to find. I must be the best detective in the world!
39. I wish I were a cat. I would get nine lives to share with you.
40. I hope you carry a band-aid. I fall for you every time you look into my eyes.
41. Are you on Twitter? Because I want to follow you everywhere.
42. Are you amnesia? You make me forget the world.
43. My lips are lonely. Could your lips give them some company?
44. I thought perfection is overrated, and then I met you.
45. Are you a choreographer? My heart loves dancing to your tunes.

46. Your eyes are a beautiful ocean. I want to swim in them and not even come up for air.
47. Will you have dinner with me tonight? You can have me for dessert.

48. They say nothing lasts forever. I want you to be my nothing.
49. A day without you feels like the earth without sunshine, dark and barren.
50. I never believed in forever, but with you, forever is the only thing I dream of.
51. Hey, I lost my teddy bear. Can I please cuddle with you tonight?
52. I never knew losing was so beautiful until I lost myself in you.
53. I am dying to have an adventure with you. Can we start one tonight?
54. Can you teach me the language of your eyes? I become tongue-tied every time you smile.
55. I thought heaven didn’t exist, but then you arrived, and I experienced it.
56. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
57. I am holding my phone, but I wish to hold you.
58. I was impressed with God when I met you. He really made a masterpiece this time.
59. I am missing you so much that I am wearing your shirt to revel in your scent.
60. You have perfect hair. Can I mess it up tonight?
61. It is easier to stop breathing than to stop thinking about you.
62. I am feeling incomplete without you. Can you come and make me complete?
63. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t the sun rise in the west?
64. I want to fulfill your every wish. Can you come by and let me try?
65. You are so mind-blowingly hot that I get tanned every time you are near.
66. I didn’t believe inlove at first sight, but then I met you.
67. 你知道为什么我爱ke吗yboard? It has U and I together.
68. Can I meet your parents? I want to thank them for gifting you.
69. The moment I open my eyes, I see you. Every time I close my eyes, I dream about you. You are driving me crazy.
70. I need some directions. Can you show me the quickest way to your heart?
71. The best thing in the world is waking up in your arms.
72. Hope you aren’t working too hard. You need some energy for what I have planned for tonight.
73. My hands miss the feel of warmth. Can you please come and hold them?
74. Your beautiful body is a wonderland. Can I be your Alice tonight?
75. I was reading about different kissing techniques. Can I practice with you tonight?

76. Can you find a cardiologist for me? My heart somersaults every time you are near.
77. You look familiar. Are you the dream guy who has been making my dreams special?
78. Will you kiss me tonight, or should I inspire you by arranging a mistletoe?
79. Is your name “Mine”? Because every time you are near, my heart screams the word.
80. Apart from stealing my heart, what do you do for a living?
81. Life without you is pizza without cheese, tasteless.
82. I want us to be so close that none of us know where I end and you begin.
83. If you were a needle, I would get injected every day.
84. If kisses were stars, I would send you the whole galaxy.
85. I need my lucky charm tonight. Can you please come over?
86. Hey, I am your dream girl. Were you looking for me?
87. Do you know who the hottest person on the planet is? The answer is the second word.
88. I love to play dirty. Want to play with me tonight?
89. I am cooking for my dream man tonight. Can you be the guest of honor?
90. Is your name Netflix? Because I can watch you for hours and never get bored.

91. You are like a bar of chocolate. Dark, smooth, and delicious.
92. I was a hard-working person. Now all I do all day is think about you.
93. I have taken leave from work today. You have made me lovesick.
94. I thought a guy can not be smart and hot, then you arrived and proved me wrong.
95. How can you look more handsome every time we meet? Do you know magic?
96. With you by my side, I can walk to the end of the world and not get tired.
97. My eyes are acting funny. Everywhere I look, I just see you.
98. I got a new tattoo in a secret place. Do you want to explore it tonight?

99. I can’t wait to feel your soft lips on mine.
100. Whenever I am in your arms, I want the time to stand still so that we stay like this forever.
101. Hey, are you listening? My heart is singing you alove song.
102. Every second without you feels like an eternity.
103. Hey handsome, do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.
104. I have always been a good girl, but you make me want to do bad things.
105. Without you, my nights are sleepless, my days are hopeless, and I am senseless.

106. Holding you feels like holding the whole world in my hands.
107. I am addicted to your heady scent. Can you send me a bottle of it?
108. Have you heard? You have been named the 8^thwonder of the world.
109. I had a dream, you and me lying on a picturesque beach. Let’s make it a reality.
110. With your every smile, I fall deeper in love with you.
111. If you were a drug, I would overdose on you.
112. I am tired of flirting over the phone. Please come over so that I can do it in person.
113. I am crazy in love, and it’s entirely your fault.
114. I never thought I would fall for someone. You are my only exception.
115. I promise to make your morning coffee perfect with a spoonful ofmy loveand a pinch of my sweet kisses.
116. All your clothes look amazing on you, but they would look better on my bedroom floor.
117. Staring at you is my favorite pastime.
118. You are the powerful temptation, which a sinner like me can’t resist.
119. I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your yesterday. Can I make it up to you by being part of your today, tomorrow, and forever?
120. I have forgotten how to kiss. Can you please remind me?
121. My heart leaps with joy every time I get a notification indicating your message.

Unlock your flirtatious side and spice up your relationship with these 18 flirty and cute texts to send your man. These messages will surely make him swoon.